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astrangerenters ([personal profile] astrangestorm) wrote2010-11-21 06:36 pm

The Deathly Hallows

Title: The Deathly Hallows
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: “A movie. A midnight showing,” Jun explained. “For Harry Potter.”
Notes/Warnings: Something silly for Tokyo Dome/Harry Potter weekend! Does contain HP movie spoilers - even though I haven't seen it yet!



He was just pulling his towel around his waist when Jun pulled open the shower curtain.

“Yaaaaah!” Sho squealed, feet squelching against the damp tile and his back hitting the wall of the shower.

“Sho-kun,” Jun said with a glimmer in his eye, not even a hint of apology on his face.

“What do you want? You couldn’t wait two minutes?” Sho huffed, tightening his grip on the towel as he padded his way back toward the dressing room.

“I already showered,” Jun said proudly.

“Wonderful,” Sho said, still hearing Jun’s footsteps behind him as he got back.

Nino and Aiba had already left for the night, and Ohno was zipping up his bag. Two out of three Tokyo Dome shows done, and Sho was still riding the concert high. Otherwise he would have probably decked Jun for startling him in the shower. It wasn’t something to do...in public anyway.

“Sho-kun.”

Sho grunted, reaching for his boxers and feeling suddenly very self-conscious. “Can I get dressed first?”

“You can get dressed and listen at the same time.” Jun was rarely this pushy. Or this creepy. In public anyway. Sho heard an envelope rustle behind him. “So what are you doing now?”

“Putting on my underwear.”

“I mean now as in after the concert now.”

“Going home,” Sho said with a sigh, dropping the towel and grabbing for his socks. His bed was calling. They had a long day tomorrow, too.

“Would you go somewhere with me?”

Sho couldn’t keep from blushing, looking down at his feet as he pulled on his left sock. “Go somewhere with you?”

“A movie. A midnight showing,” Jun explained. “For Harry Potter.”

Sho looked up, saw Jun holding the two movie tickets expectantly. Ah, Sho remembered. The movie had just come out, hadn’t it? Jun usually kept his Harry Potter obsession close until it was time for another of the movies. Then he got a little batty. But Sho was confused.

“Why me? Don’t you usually go with someone else?”

“Well, Nino’s tired from drama filming and Aiba-chan would probably talk the whole time and Leader...”

“I’d fall asleep,” Ohno pointed out, shouldering his bag. “Good night.”

“Good night,” Sho said, watching Ohno depart. Then he turned back to Jun, who was still beaming from ear to ear. “I mean, who did you see the last one with?”

“Well, I went to the midnight show for Half-Blood Prince with Akanishi.”

Sho found that a little hard to believe, but Jun had a way of talking people into things they might not have otherwise done. “So why me?”

Once the door closed and they were alone, Jun sat down beside him, waving the tickets around. “Because I want to spend time with you.”

Sho fumbled around in his bag for his jeans. “I see you all the time.”

Jun’s hand clamped around Sho’s damp wrist. “Just you.”

“Oh.” Sho remembered the concert they’d gone to earlier that year. It was rather nice to spend time with Jun. Not just for Arashi activities. Not just at one another’s apartments. Actually going somewhere. Together. “Well, I don’t think I read the last book.”

Jun pulled Sho’s t-shirt from his bag and shoved it at him. “Doesn’t matter. I’ll fill you in. Now hurry up.”

When he was finally dressed, Jun opened up his own bag and tossed some bundle of black fabric at him.

Sho was puzzled. “What’s this?”

“Cosplay,” Jun said, completely straight-faced.

Sho was beginning to think that Jun should call Akanishi, but the guy was still in America as far as he knew. “I’m not dressing up to go to a movie.”

“Okay, it’s not so much cosplay as a disguise. Akanishi and I went as Dementors last time. He was really into it.”

Sho didn’t believe that either. Whatever a Dementor was anyhow. He wasn’t really into the whole Harry Potter thing.

Jun grabbed another black cloak out of his bag, and pulled it over his head. He then tugged the hood up. “We’ll be Death Eaters.”

Sho looked at the cloak suspiciously. “Death what?”

Jun smiled again. “Just put on the cloak, Sho.”

--

Sho had to admit that the cloak was a decent disguise. Nobody stopped them or recognized them on the way into the movie theater. He wasn’t sure how much overlap there was between Harry Potter crazy midnight show-going fans and the average Johnny’s fan, but it was nice to not get mobbed or harassed.

Sho was, of course, starving after performing for three hours with nothing more than bottled water and the catered meal between rehearsal and the actual show. But Jun refused to let him buy popcorn or candy because the noise would keep him from hearing the dialogue. Which made little sense to Sho since they’d be reading subtitles anyhow.

They finally took their Death Eater hoods down once the lights went off, and Sho’s stomach growled during the previews. “What if I eat quietly?” Sho asked with a whimper, tugging on the sleeve of Jun’s cloak. He was Jun’s guest, wasn’t he? He was the one who was going to sit through a two hour plus movie out of the kindness of his heart, the special kindness corner he saved just for Jun.

“I’ll make you something when we get home.”

“Get home?” Sho asked.

Jun’s fingers found his, squeezing tightly. “Shut up and let me watch the movie.”

--

As the credits started to roll, Sho was shaking. “So...so there’s going to be another movie, right?”

Jun turned to him and laughed. “Uh yeah. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Part one. I think that implies that there will be a part two.” Jun paused. “Sho-kun, are you crying?”

Sho wiped his eyes with the sleeve of the stupid cloak. “I’m not. I’m just tired.”

“Uh huh,” Jun said, pulling his hood back up as the credits kept rolling. “Come on, let’s go.”

Sho sniffed, pulling up his own hood. He followed Jun out of the theater, hurrying to make sure nobody spotted them. Sure, it was about 2:30 in the morning, but they didn’t need a scandal of...being at a Harry Potter movie. Together. Whatever.

They flagged down a cab, and Sho’s stomach rumbled again. Jun smirked and directed the driver to his own apartment.

Sho nearly tripped over the stupid cloak walking up the path to Jun’s building and he pulled it off in a huff, shoving it into Jun’s arms. “I think we can go without the disguises now.”

“You cried,” Jun said as they got in the elevator. “You cried, didn’t you?”

“Well, you cried about the owl,” Sho said huffily.

Jun rolled his eyes. “Sure I did.”

“I was affected by the music and the acting. And as I said, I’m hungry. And I’m tired. Normally I wouldn’t cry about some CGI thing like Dubby.”

“Dobby.”

Sho jabbed the button for Jun’s floor. “Whatever!”

Jun didn’t take his cloak off until he started boiling some water for pasta. Sho leaned back against the refrigerator. “So you and Akanishi really dressed up for the last movie?”

“Of course not,” Jun said.

Sho sputtered. “But...you said you were Demented...”

“Dementors,” Jun corrected him, grabbing a jar of sauce out of a cabinet. “And I lied. To get you to come with me.”

He narrowed his eyes. “You know, you could have just asked instead of ambushing me in the shower and forcing me to cosplay with you.”

Jun shrugged. “It’s more fun to see how far you'll go.”

“How far I’ll go?”

“To make me happy,” Jun said decisively. “I bet if I’d asked you to dress up as Harry and Ron that you’d have done it.”

He immediately shook his head. “No way.”

“You would have,” Jun insisted, moving over to trap Sho between the refrigerator door and himself. “You would have, Sho-kun, and you know why?”

“Why?”

“Because you like me.” Jun kissed him then, sliding his fingers up and down Sho’s arms. Maybe it was because he was exhausted from a long day. Maybe it was because he was damn starving. But Jun’s touch and Jun’s lips felt a little bit like magic.

Of course, the “spell” was broken when Jun broke away first and grinned. “Water’s boiling.”

Sho scowled. “I wouldn’t have dressed up like Harry Potter. Not even for you.”

“Of course not,” Jun said, patting his cheek. “I get to be Harry.”

[identity profile] msolomiy.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
omg! so cute, and so appropriate!!! XD

Thank you so much for writing this!

My favorite part has to be the fact that Jun made Sho cosplay as Deatheaters....XD and the bit about Akanishi and Dementors, priceless!

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like Arashi can just randomly go to the movies right? I often wonder how they can do stuff like that - what kind of disguises they have to use, hehe. Death Eater's just as good as any other one :)

Thank you!!

[identity profile] cris-kanaschiro.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, THIS IS PRICELESS! XD

I can imagine them perfectly, and it's hillarious and lovely! ♥

Oh, I missed your fics! 8D
(I still have tons of saved fics of yours to read D:)

Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You save my stories? That is kind of amazing, I am honored!!

I'm glad you liked it :)

[identity profile] katmillia.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
A) Why is this so hilarious

B) OMG JUN'S RAGING HARRY POTTER BATTINESS

C) What money I would give to see Jin + Jun = Dementors at HP6

D) The bit at the end was really the gem of the whole thing. ♥ Banter! My heart.

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this where I make a perverted Dementor's Kiss comment and think about Jin and Jun some more?

[identity profile] reversemirror.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Jun being dorky over Harry Potter is the best thing in the world and now there is fic on it! :D

Ron!Sho sounds like it could be close second though. xD

(and to be totally fair I almost cried at Hedwig, almost. orz)

How are you so awesome? HOW DO YOU DO IT?! O_O xD

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish Jun would dork out on Harry Potter more. Sho is just cowardly and dorky enough to be Ron. But if Jun's Harry and Sho is Ron, who the hell could be Hermione??

[identity profile] arisa-draconis.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
NOW THAT YOU'VE DONE THIS YOU NEED TO DO AN OT5 FOR LAST NIGHT'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONFOR CAPTAIN :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Y/Y?

Sorry still hyper of the news XD

[identity profile] arisa-draconis.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
And and of course I love your Sakumoto fics as usual. NOTHING BEATS IT :D

[identity profile] yuui1010.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I just watch the movie last night. Nice timing!
And it was great as always^^, and they do cosplay&hearts.

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I probably won't see the movie for a few weeks, so I went on a spoiler site just to figure out where it leaves off :)

Thank you!!

[identity profile] lianne29.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is cute! And love Jun and his HP addiction and for tricking Sho into dressing up as Death Eaters.

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Sho is easily tricked where Jun is concerned!!

Thank you :)!

[identity profile] hannah-arashi.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
omg... omg... omg... that was fucking cute!!! I could see Jun dragging one of them to the movies with him just for the midnight showing... ha ha ha ha ha.... that was adorable... i fully expect a second half when the next part come out ;D

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Jun will probably have some kind of crying breakdown when Harry Potter is all over ;)

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!!

[identity profile] zaba_chan.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I want to watch The Deathly Hallows right now! but still I've wait 2 days...
It's really original, that you used so common thing to write nice fic.

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see it too. But I will just wait a little longer until it's not so crowded!

I'm glad you liked it! I'm glad Jun loves Harry Potter - I wonder if he writes fanfic? ;)
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[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
All the "scandals" are making me want to kick fandom, but instead, I write about a scandalous Harry Potter date :)

I still haven't seen the movie myself, but I read the book. Hehe. SO MUCH CAMPING. Do they camp a long time in the movie?

Thank you!!

[identity profile] muharami79.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
lol..dressing up as Death Eaters?? I have to admit, the idea seems very tempting to do..I truly love the banter between those two..Jun's obsession with HP..Sho's reluctance but in the end, he did enjoy the movie ne..and of course, there needs to be a follow up with those two dressed up as Harry and Ron *wink* hahaha..gah!! truly love this!! HP/Arashi makes one hilarious combo..just sayin'^^

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Jun would really get into being a Death Eater. He'd get a Dark Mark temporary tattoo and practice an evil Bellatrix laugh :)

I'd love to see them dressed as Harry and Ron too! Thanks for reading!!

[identity profile] genickph.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
this is so funny & adorable :) i miss a fluffy sakumoto fic thank you! so much :)

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it - I had fun writing it :)

[identity profile] r-1-ss-a.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
You are wonderful! <3
I agree with the comments above. I love their banter! You are awesome with words that is why it's always a pleasure to read your fics.
You make me love Sakumoto more (if that's even possible, lol).
Thanks for writing and sharing! A great way to end the weekend!

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I will cry if I ever stop writing banter. Banter is my bread and butter, yo. LOL

Thanks for reading as always, even though you're so busy!!

[identity profile] iupdarlin.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sakumoto cosplaying was adorable :D Oh these two &hearts

Thanks for sharing!!

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sho was probably just sad Jun didn't have him dress up as a woman or something :)

Thanks for reading!

[identity profile] darkilk.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
LOL... See that you're still not coming off the how-much-can-you-scare-Sho ride yet? LOL... And we just know that Sho will accede to ANY of Jun's (reasonable, and even not so reasonable) requests.

And the ending... aahhh..... *please ignore the former-alien puddle drowning your doorstep*

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to think that Sho would totally give in to any of Jun's requests. Or any of Arashi's for that matter. He's just a sucker for all of them :)

Thank you!!

[identity profile] dekkawai.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I can imagine it really happen...
cute :D thank you ...

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for reading!!

[identity profile] kitkatgrl16.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I SO love this PURELY for the fact that I cried when Dobby died, too...BELLATRIX IS SUCH A BITCH! j/s ^_____^

LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU KNOW! <3

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I probably shouldn't tell you how little I care about Dobby LOL. Sorry ;) ;)

I'm glad you liked it :)

[identity profile] bibah003.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sho sputtered. “But...you said you were Demented...”

Priceless. Loved it ♥

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! And I think Sho's a little Demented for actually thinking Jun was telling the truth ;)

[identity profile] saku062.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I really, really love the way you write Sakumoto! XD
Jun always has Sho under his 'power' ^^ And I would kill to see those two cosplayed as Harry and Ron XDD

Thank you very much for sharing ♥

PS: I'm waiting for this fic part2 XD

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! I'd love to see them as Harry and Ron too. I'm imagining Sho with a ginger Weasley wig and laaaaaughing.

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[identity profile] daisuki-dkzen.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO! God, I love this. And of course Jun would be Harry. *pft* Like Sho could be Harry. *snorts*

xD

Sho only let the kiss happen cuz he was starving. Stomach always comes first. :3

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Jun would NEVER let anyone else be Harry, are you kidding? LOL he'd be very selfish about that, guaranteed.

Thank you!!

[identity profile] boblemon.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
>.< Oh, so silly and cute. I like Jun taking advantage of Sho and already knowing that he would say yes. ^.^

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I like Jun taking advantage too...and Sho just going along with it. Thank you!!

[identity profile] awa-naj.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
this is cute....
i always love your sakumoto's fic...Image

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it :)

[identity profile] ann0510.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
this was funny...

makes me wanna watch the movie now...i wonder how many times Jun's watched the movie by now...

loved how Sho cried and got the names wrong ^_^

and fluffy sakumoto's always ♥

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only been out since the 15th over there I think...and Jun's had concerts all weekend. Maybe he'll just make up for it and go a bunch of times during this week hahaha.

Thank you!!

[identity profile] rininjapan.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Kyaa! Adorable! <3 Thank you!

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it :)

[identity profile] nblarashi.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Adorable. I knew that there will be someone who will wrote Jun and HP. You're the one who wrote it with a bonus Sho xD
"Sho-kun, are you crying?" WHY am I can imagined it? LOL. Thank you so much! <3

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Jun + Harry Potter is one of the greatest things ever. I'm so glad he's an HP fanboy! And I love Bonus Sho ;)

I'm glad you liked it, thank you!

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