M4M - The Gyudon Bowl

[astrangestorm]

Title: M4M - The Gyudon Bowl
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: It's not that sexy to read Aiba's typos.
Notes/Warnings: For the JE Spring Smut Meme, March 2010. Request for Arashi to have chat room sex. So obviously this is written in the style of a chat room - all spelling errors are intentional ;)



'moonwalker_mj' has joined 'M4M – The Gyudon Bowl'

Back2Zero: Hi Jun.
moonwalker_mj: how come Nino got to name the room?
levelupking: took u long enough 2 get here >:(
iluvnipples: HI HI HI!!!
moonwalker_mj: hi Aiba
Back2Zero: I still think this is a stupid idea.
levelupking: aiba u type 2 loud
iluvnipples: I'M JUST EXITED!!!!
Back2Zero: Caps really aren't necessary.
moonwalker_mj: wait...you two are in the same room???
go_fish_3104: hi jun~
iluvnipples: ya nino is alrdy touching himself
levelupking: fucking liar
Back2Zero: Are we really doing tihs?
Back2Zero: *this
moonwalker_mj: How does this get started
levelupking: jun just start touching urself and type about it
Back2Zero: No, seriously, Nino – are you and Aiba together doing this chat?
go_fish_3104: im touching myself, nino~~
iluvnipples: YES! He really is sittign here
levelupking: u really do type loud tho.
levelupking: anyhow good job leader, i bet ur hard now that jun is here
moonwalker_mj: what???
iluvnipples: shochan are u toching yourself?
Back2Zero: Of course I'm not.
levelupking: im thinking about aiba. hes so close I can touch him.
iluvnipples: touch me nino
Back2Zero: Why the hell are you on chat if you're just going to do each other?
levelupking: u like to watch
iluvnipples: nino has his hadns in my boxers now
go_fish_3104: im hard
moonwalker_mj: sho >> do you want 2 do separate chat?
iluvnipples: nino it feels so good
levelupking: jun u cant leave thats cheating
levelupking: aibas cock is so big
iluvnipples: god that feels good nion oh my god
Back2Zero: How do you do a separate chat? I'm game.
levelupking: u stay here!
Back2Zero: It's not that sexy to read Aiba's typos.
iluvnipples: faster nino
moonwalker_mj: sho >> pretend they arent here??
Back2Zero: Okay.
go_fish_3104: im watching porn too~
levelupking: leader ur still here lol
iluvnipples: faster faster faster
moonwalker_mj: what are you wearing?
iluvnipples: nino ur so good
levelupking: want me 2 suck? >:)
iluvnipples: y
Back2Zero: Sweats, t-shirt, socks.
moonwalker_mj: not the fake denim i hope??
Back2Zero: No!
levelupking: brb ;)
go_fish_3104: thinking about nino & aiba~
moonwalker_mj: good. i have boxers. blue.
Back2Zero: Am I wearing too much to do this?
iluvnipples: jkahgkjsdhgksdhjg
moonwalker_mj: why dont u take off the socks first lol
iluvnipples: ninoninonino
go_fish_3104: fake denim lol
Back2Zero: Okay. No socks.
iluvnipples: ninos tongue is amzing
moonwalker_mj: ok so why dont you lift up your shirt slowly
moonwalker_mj: let me think about whats underneath
Back2Zero: Hard to type at the same time!!
moonwalker_mj: just do it sho
iluvnipples: nino is good, so gogood good yes
Back2Zero: I've got my shirt pushed up now.
moonwalker_mj: i miss your piercing
Back2Zero: Really?
go_fish_3104: nino is really good, ur lucky aibachan
moonwalker_mj: putting my tongue to your navel. do u like that?
Back2Zero: I would probably.
iluvnipples: gonna cum soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moonwalker_mj: do you like me tasting you?
Back2Zero: Yeah.
iluvnipples: aghuwweuowehgwhgwiehgkjdbnsd;boeguwighvakj
go_fish_3104: yeah thats good nino, im thinking about ur mouth 2
moonwalker_mj: why dont u slide your sweats down? are you hard yet?
levelupking: aiba u tasted so good :)
iluvnipples: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
levelupking: sho loosen up and let jun fuck u
Back2Zero: Okay.
Back2Zero: Yes I am.
moonwalker_mj: why dont u pretend im there with u
iluvnipples: nino can I touch u now??
levelupking: k
Back2Zero: Okay. What are you doing to me, Jun?
moonwalker_mj: kissing your neck, taking my tongue to your jaw
Back2Zero: I like that.
levelupking: i like that 2 >:)
go_fish_3104: nino how did aibachan taste
moonwalker_mj: take yourself in your hand now. pretend its mine.
levelupking: great
levelupking: hes touching me now, feels good
iluvnipples: XD
Back2Zero: I'm pretending it's your hand, Jun.
moonwalker_mj: do you want it fast or slow?
Back2Zero: Slow. Kiss me.
levelupking: mouth. aiba. get on ur knees
iluvnipples: k
go_fish_3104: porn ended, rewinding!!
moonwalker_mj: do you like when i bite your lip?
levelupking: jun keep going this is hot to read
levelupking: espeically with aiba sucking me off lol
moonwalker_mj: do you like it sho-kun? Im working your cock nice and slow. Im gasping at the thought of you in my mouth
Back2Zero: Jun
moonwalker_mj: i need you. i want you to fuck me hard. bend me over, fuck me. spank my ass until you can see your handprint there.
Back2Zero: God Jun
levelupking: god damn jun
go_fish_3104: forget porn lol
moonwalker_mj: you like my tongue in your mouth sho? you want it somewhere else?
Back2Zero: Yes
levelupking: lol omg
moonwalker_mj: you have to tell me where, sho. where do you want my tongue? where do you want my mouth?
moonwalker_mj: when we were juniors I wanted to suck you so bad
moonwalker_mj: didnt u want me to suck you?
iluvnipples: lol wow!!!!!!
moonwalker_mj: i cant hear you sho
Back2Zero: Jesus.
levelupking: he cant hear you!
iluvnipples: he watns u 2 fuck him shochan

'iri_degu_tagu_desu' has joined 'M4M – The Gyudon Bowl'

iri_degu_tagu_desu: HEEEEEEEY WHERES THE PARTY
iluvnipples: lol
iri_degu_tagu_desu: ANY HOT CHICKS HERE?
iri_degu_tagu_desu: A/S/L???

'levelupking' has blocked 'iri_degu_tagu_desu' from 'M4M – The Gyudon Bowl'

levelupking: lol dumb shit
moonwalker_mj: I need you in me, sho-kun. hard and fast.
iluvnipples: keep going matsujun
Back2Zero: Jun
levelupking: he's got his mouth on your cock, sho-san
Back2Zero: Oh god.
moonwalker_mj: make me scream your name. fuck me. please. harder
moonwalker_mj: please sho-kun
moonwalker_mj: please
moonwalker_mj: fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
go_fish_3104: was that taguchi-kun?
moonwalker_mj: harder sho-kun
Back2Zero: I'm fucking you, Jun. I'm fucking you.
iluvnipples: damn damn damn lol
levelupking: leader >> yep
moonwalker_mj: deeper i need it i need it
moonwalker_mj: do u like it when i beg you to fuck me
go_fish_3104: k thought so
levelupking: im getting hard 4 real over here jesus
iluvnipples: me 2 wow
moonwalker_mj: fuck me hard sho your so good
moonwalker_mj: so good so good slap my ass
moonwalker_mj: spank me spank me harder
moonwalker_mj: fuck me
levelupking: this was an awesome idea
go_fish_3104: ya
iluvnipples: cant belive he actually doing it
moonwalker_mj: sho-kun are u there??
levelupking: he didnt sign off??
iluvnipples: omg he really...?!?!?!?
go_fish_3104: lol sho-kun
moonwalker_mj: sho-san??
iluvnipples: lololololololololololololololololololololol
go_fish_3104: he thinks u and aiba r 2gether at same place??
levelupking: so gullible lol
iluvnipples: we r meet tomorrow at 10 am?
levelupking: ya
go_fish_3104: whats tomorrow?
moonwalker_mj: pv filming duh
Back2Zero: FUCK YOU GUYS
go_fish_3104: k thx jun
levelupking: lol!!
iluvnipples: omg shochan
moonwalker_mj: did u seriously just jack off to what I was typing? Omg

'Back2Zero' has left 'M4M – The Gyudon Bowl'

levelupking: ho-ly shit
iluvnipples: lolololololololol
levelupking: i love life. tomorrow is going to be amazing!!
moonwalker_mj: i didnt even get to fake get off :(
go_fish_3104: sho-chan left?

'Back2Zero' sent a Private Message to 'moonwalker_mj'

Back2Zero: WHAT THE FUCK
moonwalker_mj: lol calm down
Back2Zero: I HATE YOU GUYS
moonwalker_mj: come over ill make it up to you?
Back2Zero: Yeah, not falling for it again.
moonwalker_mj: falling 4 what? ;)
Back2Zero: …
moonwalker_mj: ;) ;)
moonwalker_mj: wasnt all a lie u know
Back2Zero: Prove it then. YOU come HERE.
moonwalker_mj: >:)

levelupking: aiba u still lending out the housewife stuff
iluvnipples: no it got lost :(
go_fish_3104: which pv??

'moonwalker_mj' has left 'M4M – The Gyudon Bowl'

iluvnipples: cant even say goodbye?
levelupking: omg grooossssss
iluvnipples: ???
levelupking: ill tell u when u get older lol
go_fish_3104: no rly which pv??

Comments

[cris-kanaschiro.livejournal.com]

Damn, but this one is GOOD!!!

I LMAOed at Leader being ignored! XD

And Jun... *nosebleed*

That was damn sexy, lucky Sho! XD

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

The original request asked for all of Leader's comments to be a little...late, so I thought that fit him quite well.

Jun is a naughty boy. He's a self-proclaimed perv though, so I just go with what he gives me ;)

[jackie.livejournal.com]

I almost peed myself, I laughed so hard at this. Bravo, madame. Bravo.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Aww thank you. And thank you Jackie's bladder for getting her through the story without embarrassment.

[hiro-chan.livejournal.com]

I can't remember if I ever laughed this hard over a chatroom style crack. no, seriously. i usually haaaate chatroom-style fic.

but this. omg. to list the things i love here would be too much. aiba and nino keeping on the chatroom chatting while they are in the same room fucking is just priceless XDXDDD. I mean they end up not at the same room, but when i thought they were (am as gullible as sho lolol) it was hella funny XD. Aiba's typos hurt my eyes and so funny at the same time.

Ohno having fun by himself ("porn ends. rewinding." for some reasons that made me laughed so damn hard). jun the cyber cock teaser. and oohh shooooo could you made him any cuter than this??? poor boy lololol. i love it that he's awkward in this and a bit of a prude and always be the butt of everyone's joke lololol.

hahaha and I love ohno still going on with "which pv??" by the end XD.

Augh, i know this might get old after a while, but I seriously love your writing <3333. and your sho. your sho is just so damn prescious <33333.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

I didn't think I'd get such an awesome comment on chat fic. Because I hate chat fic myself :)

Sho's my favorite, so I think I torture him the most!!

[miquilis.livejournal.com]

It was awesome before and it's still awesome.

And I still think based on his user name it means Jun's still on the moon with Nino... they get internet up there right?

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

YOU! You were the one who totally outed me on there saying it was the same person who wrote Matsumiya on the moon.

It was a Michael Jackson thing!! COME ON! ;)

And note: Matsumiya are on the moon in 2057, so I'm sure the internet's quite advanced.

[miquilis.livejournal.com]

SORRY >__< I realised I did wrong. I said shit as soon as I hit send but it was anon so I couldn't delete it and for some reason hitting the back button in the browser doesn't let you travel back through time... funny that.

I was also the person that made you sakumoto spam to make up for the crazy temple people so you should forgive me **makes sad Aiba puppy eyes**

I got that it was Michael Jackson... it just took me a moment longer then I would care to admit to... it was very late in my defence for my stupidity.

reply to note: I'm still going to think he's on the moon!!! And he's teleporting his way over to Sho's right now... though Sho's a computer so now it gets weird.

[all4cyanide.livejournal.com]

This was my favorite one on the meme. XDDD You're brilliant.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

It did seem to be a crowd pleaser. I LOL'ed with all the comments it got!

[r-1-ss-a.livejournal.com]

i echo the above comment!

this was my favorite in the meme also! this seriously was awesome.

totally love jun in this! and sho taking it seriously was BRILLIANT. i love your brain!!! <3

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

If only I could get paid to write fanfic, right? It's the main way I use my brain lately :)

[musosuru.livejournal.com]

wow this was awesome XDD poor sho :P and riidaa's last comment 'no rly which pv?' XDD

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Poor Sho. I really am terrible to him, but he walks right into it all the time!

[pilkul-calpico.livejournal.com]

You were the genius that wrote this? OMFG! AMAZING! Read it all over again! And again!
~much luv

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Genius? I wouldn't go that far but thanks ;)

[satsumatsu.livejournal.com]

oh god, i died so much here. WIN!

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

OMG! I remember squeezing this one in between drafting assignments when I just absolutely HAD to take a break! Can still remember the stitches you had me in by the time I finished, and yet all smexy with sakumoto at the end still. OMG! If only this happened in real-life, what I'd give to be a lurker in the talk.

So typical characters of the boys and no matter which character, all just ABSOLUTELY perfect... LOL... words. cannot. do. this. piece. justice. <3 <3 <3 <3

[wy-nike.livejournal.com]

HAHA i was so amused by your ohno.
"which pv!?"
and poor sho. always getting bullied.
but.. sth good came out of that right? kekeke.
thanks for the fic <3

[zaba_chan.livejournal.com]

Sho fail again. how to not love him and this fic?

[arisa-draconis.livejournal.com]

I loooooooooooooove this convo XD You should make another one lol

[mongo-o-o.livejournal.com]

i am currently stalking your fics (i've been reading for like..the last 2 hours?) and they're all so good!
but this made me laugh SO MUCH! :D and it was hot.
poor sho though XD

[mayor-katsuragi.livejournal.com]

this.is.perfect. I lold so much... it's just... you are perfection ;A; lolol *stalker* >83

[jmonogatari.livejournal.com]

Not even a Sakumoto shipper or a yaoi reader but this is HILARIOUS!
*still laughing*

[kurono-kazunari.livejournal.com]

LOL!! this is super hilarious!
I like how both Jun and Sho tried ignoring the surrounding, and completely lost Ohno is most welcomed! XD
I love the ending --> "no rly which pv??" haha oh-chan why are you so cute?! thanks!

[believetobefree.livejournal.com]

omg dying. this is hilarious xD thanks for sharing!

[jei-marie.livejournal.com]

Laugh hard when Sho took it seriously!!lol
So gullible!!
Jun is so hot in here!!

Don't ignore Riida!!

[gambitsfox.livejournal.com]

That was a treasure among fics. Very funny. Loved it all!

[lackschuh.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling that old comments are bit of a mixed pleasure. Because "yay comments" but also "wow awkward". So I am just using the opportunity to tell you that I have about 2 years of fanfic reading to catch up to and you might get a lot of notifications in the next days. You've been warned.

P.S. A+ chat fic, still relevant to this day.

[xdestroying.livejournal.com]

Damn, I liked this so much! O.o
I felt so bad for Sho, but .. Then it was really hot in the end...
And Ohno is so Ohno even in chat rooms xD Same goes for the others.
For you to be able to create their characters so well in a chatroom style is really impressive. It was a joy to read. (:

Would you ever consider writing something like this again?