I Saw Matsujun Kissing Santa Claus
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Title: I Saw Matsujun Kissing Santa Claus
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: It wasn’t normal to be attracted to Santa Claus, was it?
Notes/Warnings: For the Drabble-a-thon at
sakumoto. Request from
salwaphoenix who wanted Christmas fic of Sho/Jun as Santa and an elf, haha. This is so wrong.
The mall was closing in ten minutes and yet the line for Santa photos was still pretty long. Jun had been on his feet all day (and in the jingling elf shoes to boot) and he was pretty damn tired. They’d had fourteen screamers, two who’d thrown up or expelled some sort of body fluids while on Santa’s lap, five mothers who hadn’t liked the picture Jun had taken and the one kid who’d tugged on Santa’s beard so hard that Sho had actually screamed.
It wasn’t an ideal work environment.
Jun had had to stick on more spirit gum to help Sho reattach his beard, and his body had been buzzing from the contact. It wasn’t normal to be attracted to Santa Claus, was it? Okay, so he was attracted to the guy under the beard and padded costume. Sho had kind eyes, and even though some of the kids screamed in his face, he didn’t seem to mind.
Jun minded. He wasn’t the best with kids, but it was either taking pictures in Santa Land in the middle of the food court or working at the gift wrap counter, and those customers were even ruder. He got to stand with the camera, adjusting the lens, looking at Santa’s friendly eyes as some brat wet his diaper in his lap. Sho never complained, even with the beard thing.
“Your tights are ugly,” a little boy declared, waiting impatiently for his turn at the front of the queue.
Your face is ugly, he wanted to tell the brat, seeing the snot dripping from his nose. Sho didn’t seem to mind that either. Jun shrugged. He wasn’t all that fond of the red and white striped leggings, but it was just a costume. It wasn’t as cumbersome as the Santa suit with the padding to make Sho look a lot rounder than he actually was.
He checked his watch and smiled. “I’m sorry. That little girl’s the last picture for today.” He was sure to hand the mother a voucher for half off her son’s picture the following day. “Won’t you come back to greet Santa tomorrow? Thank you. Thank you everyone, the mall is closing!”
The little kids’ whining went in one ear and out the other as Sho posed with the little girl. “I’m ready, Mr. Elf!” he announced in his deep, jolly voice.
He got behind the camera, focusing on Sho’s pretty eyes and gentle smile while the little girl sobbed. Santa tried to get her to smile, poking her chubby little cheek, but it wasn’t helping. Sho looked a little disappointed but plastered on one last smile. Jun snapped the photo and handed the mother a ticket. “You can pick it up from the kiosk tomorrow. They’ll have frames and things too.”
The mom took her daughter and headed off as the food court started to empty. Jun put the camera equipment away as Sho slouched down in the Santa chair. “You will not believe what that little girl asked for,” Sho grumbled, his voice far less jolly than it had been seconds earlier.
“Pornography.”
“Not pornography,” Sho laughed as he took off the Santa hat and white wig, revealing beads of sweat all along his hairline. It had to be hot in that suit. “She wanted a Lamborghini. She even spelled out Lamborghini so Santa would get it right.”
Jun thought of his crappy, falling apart car in the mall parking structure and sighed. “Hope Mommy or Daddy got a nice Christmas bonus this year.”
Sho toddled over in the heavy Santa boots, helping him pack up. “I hope Santa gets a nice bonus this year.”
“You don’t need to help,” Jun said, batting Sho’s hands away from the equipment. “You should get undressed.” He blinked, realizing that he hadn’t phrased it the way he’d envisioned. “I mean...”
Sho just laughed. “You’ve been a naughty little elf this year.” He leaned over to whisper in Jun’s ear. “I might have to switch which list you’re on.”
“I’ll just be a minute.” His heart was racing as the other mall employees started leaving, waving as they passed by the Santa Land area. He picked up the box and the tripod to lock up in the storage room, feet making noise with every step.
Sho was out of the Santa coat when he got to their changing room, just a thin white t-shirt underneath that was soaked in sweat. He couldn’t help staring as he came in, watching Sho clumsily unzip the fuzzy Santa trousers. Of course, it wasn’t like he could sneak up on Sho in his elf shoes.
“Zipper jammed again?” he asked as he pulled off the elf hat and started undoing the buttons on his green jacket.
Sho turned, looking a lot less Santa-like since he’d taken off the beard. Little splotches on his face showed where the spirit gum had been attached, and Jun wanted to kiss each one of them. It was probably weird.
“Yeah.”
“Let me do it,” Jun volunteered, “you’ll just wreck it and they’ll make you pay for it.” He slid the elf shoes off so he could walk quieter. Approaching Sho, he saw the tips of his ears go red. Sho talked a good game in the Santa beard, but he was much more shy in the dressing room.
He rested one hand on the top of the Santa pants, reaching for the zipper with the other. Sho exhaled heavily at the contact, and Jun licked his lips as he could sense Sho’s interest beneath his palm. He tugged the zipper down with no trouble.
“Wasn’t really stuck, was it?” Jun asked him, backing him up against their lockers.
Sho looked down, smiling. “Yeah, I lied. Even Santa can be on the naughty list from time to time."
He still had on his stupid elf costume, even though the jacket was open, but he didn’t much care as he pushed Sho back and brought their mouths together.
“Ow,” Sho complained, his skin still pretty tender from having the beard attached. Jun tried to press his lips against his face gently, but Sho just kept grumbling about it.
“You should get the beard you just tie on.”
“Not authentic enough...ohhh.” Jun had his hands down the red Santa trousers, unable to control himself. Having to look through the lens at those eyes all day - seeing them now squeezed shut as Sho bit back a groan while Jun cupped him.
He got Sho out of the Santa pants and boots lest they be ruined. Sho pulled at his green elf shorts, tugging them down along with the stupid tights. “Come on, come on,” he mumbled. There was just a table in the room, the same one they all used at break time, but they were past caring.
Sho pushed him, turning him around until he was braced against the table. “Do you have...?”
“Do I look like I have anything?” Jun snapped back.
“Right right right right, sorry.” Sho paused, almost ready to nudge Jun’s legs farther apart. “If you don’t, we don’t have to...”
“Improvise, Santa Claus.”
“That’s not sexy,” Sho grumbled. “Please don’t call me...”
“Would you come on already?” He had red and white striped tights around his ankles and Sho hard and insistent behind him. He didn’t have to get to the mall until noon the next day, so he could just sit in his bathtub in ice cold water or put on a heating pad or something because if he didn’t have Sho right then and there, he’d probably burst.
“Mouth still hurts,” Sho said, putting his fingers over Jun’s mouth. “Lick.”
He took Sho’s fingers deep into his mouth. He had told him to improvise, hadn’t he? Sho shuddered at the sensation, withdrawing his fingers when he couldn’t take much more.
“Ready?”
Jun rolled his eyes. “Don’t make me call you Santa again.”
--
Sho was in his street clothes, shoving the Santa suit into the locker and putting on the padlock. “Sorry you tore the shorts.”
Jun was a bit sore, more from his hips colliding with the table than from anything else. He wasn’t looking forward to sitting down in his car in a few minutes either. “Worth it.”
“Seriously, are you okay?”
He smiled, shoving the non-ripped up parts of his costume in the locker. “I got what I wanted for Christmas.”
“Said the same thing yesterday,” Sho reminded him as they shut the lights off. “So is this more like Hanukkah then?”
They laughed, forgetting about bratty, snotty kids at least for a little while.
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: It wasn’t normal to be attracted to Santa Claus, was it?
Notes/Warnings: For the Drabble-a-thon at
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The mall was closing in ten minutes and yet the line for Santa photos was still pretty long. Jun had been on his feet all day (and in the jingling elf shoes to boot) and he was pretty damn tired. They’d had fourteen screamers, two who’d thrown up or expelled some sort of body fluids while on Santa’s lap, five mothers who hadn’t liked the picture Jun had taken and the one kid who’d tugged on Santa’s beard so hard that Sho had actually screamed.
It wasn’t an ideal work environment.
Jun had had to stick on more spirit gum to help Sho reattach his beard, and his body had been buzzing from the contact. It wasn’t normal to be attracted to Santa Claus, was it? Okay, so he was attracted to the guy under the beard and padded costume. Sho had kind eyes, and even though some of the kids screamed in his face, he didn’t seem to mind.
Jun minded. He wasn’t the best with kids, but it was either taking pictures in Santa Land in the middle of the food court or working at the gift wrap counter, and those customers were even ruder. He got to stand with the camera, adjusting the lens, looking at Santa’s friendly eyes as some brat wet his diaper in his lap. Sho never complained, even with the beard thing.
“Your tights are ugly,” a little boy declared, waiting impatiently for his turn at the front of the queue.
Your face is ugly, he wanted to tell the brat, seeing the snot dripping from his nose. Sho didn’t seem to mind that either. Jun shrugged. He wasn’t all that fond of the red and white striped leggings, but it was just a costume. It wasn’t as cumbersome as the Santa suit with the padding to make Sho look a lot rounder than he actually was.
He checked his watch and smiled. “I’m sorry. That little girl’s the last picture for today.” He was sure to hand the mother a voucher for half off her son’s picture the following day. “Won’t you come back to greet Santa tomorrow? Thank you. Thank you everyone, the mall is closing!”
The little kids’ whining went in one ear and out the other as Sho posed with the little girl. “I’m ready, Mr. Elf!” he announced in his deep, jolly voice.
He got behind the camera, focusing on Sho’s pretty eyes and gentle smile while the little girl sobbed. Santa tried to get her to smile, poking her chubby little cheek, but it wasn’t helping. Sho looked a little disappointed but plastered on one last smile. Jun snapped the photo and handed the mother a ticket. “You can pick it up from the kiosk tomorrow. They’ll have frames and things too.”
The mom took her daughter and headed off as the food court started to empty. Jun put the camera equipment away as Sho slouched down in the Santa chair. “You will not believe what that little girl asked for,” Sho grumbled, his voice far less jolly than it had been seconds earlier.
“Pornography.”
“Not pornography,” Sho laughed as he took off the Santa hat and white wig, revealing beads of sweat all along his hairline. It had to be hot in that suit. “She wanted a Lamborghini. She even spelled out Lamborghini so Santa would get it right.”
Jun thought of his crappy, falling apart car in the mall parking structure and sighed. “Hope Mommy or Daddy got a nice Christmas bonus this year.”
Sho toddled over in the heavy Santa boots, helping him pack up. “I hope Santa gets a nice bonus this year.”
“You don’t need to help,” Jun said, batting Sho’s hands away from the equipment. “You should get undressed.” He blinked, realizing that he hadn’t phrased it the way he’d envisioned. “I mean...”
Sho just laughed. “You’ve been a naughty little elf this year.” He leaned over to whisper in Jun’s ear. “I might have to switch which list you’re on.”
“I’ll just be a minute.” His heart was racing as the other mall employees started leaving, waving as they passed by the Santa Land area. He picked up the box and the tripod to lock up in the storage room, feet making noise with every step.
Sho was out of the Santa coat when he got to their changing room, just a thin white t-shirt underneath that was soaked in sweat. He couldn’t help staring as he came in, watching Sho clumsily unzip the fuzzy Santa trousers. Of course, it wasn’t like he could sneak up on Sho in his elf shoes.
“Zipper jammed again?” he asked as he pulled off the elf hat and started undoing the buttons on his green jacket.
Sho turned, looking a lot less Santa-like since he’d taken off the beard. Little splotches on his face showed where the spirit gum had been attached, and Jun wanted to kiss each one of them. It was probably weird.
“Yeah.”
“Let me do it,” Jun volunteered, “you’ll just wreck it and they’ll make you pay for it.” He slid the elf shoes off so he could walk quieter. Approaching Sho, he saw the tips of his ears go red. Sho talked a good game in the Santa beard, but he was much more shy in the dressing room.
He rested one hand on the top of the Santa pants, reaching for the zipper with the other. Sho exhaled heavily at the contact, and Jun licked his lips as he could sense Sho’s interest beneath his palm. He tugged the zipper down with no trouble.
“Wasn’t really stuck, was it?” Jun asked him, backing him up against their lockers.
Sho looked down, smiling. “Yeah, I lied. Even Santa can be on the naughty list from time to time."
He still had on his stupid elf costume, even though the jacket was open, but he didn’t much care as he pushed Sho back and brought their mouths together.
“Ow,” Sho complained, his skin still pretty tender from having the beard attached. Jun tried to press his lips against his face gently, but Sho just kept grumbling about it.
“You should get the beard you just tie on.”
“Not authentic enough...ohhh.” Jun had his hands down the red Santa trousers, unable to control himself. Having to look through the lens at those eyes all day - seeing them now squeezed shut as Sho bit back a groan while Jun cupped him.
He got Sho out of the Santa pants and boots lest they be ruined. Sho pulled at his green elf shorts, tugging them down along with the stupid tights. “Come on, come on,” he mumbled. There was just a table in the room, the same one they all used at break time, but they were past caring.
Sho pushed him, turning him around until he was braced against the table. “Do you have...?”
“Do I look like I have anything?” Jun snapped back.
“Right right right right, sorry.” Sho paused, almost ready to nudge Jun’s legs farther apart. “If you don’t, we don’t have to...”
“Improvise, Santa Claus.”
“That’s not sexy,” Sho grumbled. “Please don’t call me...”
“Would you come on already?” He had red and white striped tights around his ankles and Sho hard and insistent behind him. He didn’t have to get to the mall until noon the next day, so he could just sit in his bathtub in ice cold water or put on a heating pad or something because if he didn’t have Sho right then and there, he’d probably burst.
“Mouth still hurts,” Sho said, putting his fingers over Jun’s mouth. “Lick.”
He took Sho’s fingers deep into his mouth. He had told him to improvise, hadn’t he? Sho shuddered at the sensation, withdrawing his fingers when he couldn’t take much more.
“Ready?”
Jun rolled his eyes. “Don’t make me call you Santa again.”
--
Sho was in his street clothes, shoving the Santa suit into the locker and putting on the padlock. “Sorry you tore the shorts.”
Jun was a bit sore, more from his hips colliding with the table than from anything else. He wasn’t looking forward to sitting down in his car in a few minutes either. “Worth it.”
“Seriously, are you okay?”
He smiled, shoving the non-ripped up parts of his costume in the locker. “I got what I wanted for Christmas.”
“Said the same thing yesterday,” Sho reminded him as they shut the lights off. “So is this more like Hanukkah then?”
They laughed, forgetting about bratty, snotty kids at least for a little while.
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Date: 2009-12-15 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-15 05:09 am (UTC)mmmmmmm Jun in those tights.... pressed up against I MEAN WHAT
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Date: 2009-12-15 06:34 am (UTC)so, um, which mall is this? and is there an age limit to 'sitting on santa's lap'??
♥
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Date: 2009-12-15 09:35 am (UTC)i want to sit on
Sho'sSanta's lap too! :Dno subject
Date: 2009-12-15 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-15 10:06 pm (UTC)and santa!sho and elf!jun is so much WIN!!! <3
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Date: 2009-12-19 11:23 am (UTC)Smex part was HOT ♥
Best Santa and Elf ever!!
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Date: 2010-11-18 12:24 pm (UTC)