i have no interest in twilight and groups that debuted after arashi, but because of remix i read this and it was great. because of my aforementioned handicap i probably don't get the inside jokes as much, but the thought that they are hilarious made me chuckle hard enough. and i tell you, that expression 'colder than a penguin's nutsack' will stick with me FOREVER. was this comment coherent? i don't think so. all in all, this was brilliant. i am never going to watch twilight if it's what you've described though. lol.